Sunday, February 4, 2007

MS Paint as a new art form

i like ms paint. i believe it to be a legitimate art form. i love ms paint.
here are some very nice ms paint drawings, some of which were stemmed from my own imagination but more of them were (free) commissions by friends. please enjoy the bountiful wonder of this new artistic movement.
to start, here are some pieces drawn by my friend jack.
"the playfullness of the moth" - A shocking image of repressed passion. I won't insult you by listing the obvious alliterrations to Danté's Inferno.

"the evolution of homo sapiens" - An utterly spellbinding portrayal of evolution through the ages. You'll never trust genetics again. Pulsating with genius.


"the melancholy of the duck" - In many ways, this piece represents the turmoil of the Vietnam War. I have to confess I was viewing some FABULOUS Monet a few days ago and I might have been subtly influenced a TEENSY bit. Enjoy. Hard not to.

here are mine:



"feeren digging anus whilst stoned" requested by alvin. this is what feeren likes to do post-marijuana consumption.





"vomis and cross road" requested by feeren. sean coming out of hup kee shop, crossing the road and throwing up on a chinese offering to the gods. true story



"gypsy catcher"



"vampyrcorn" - a character my friend and i made up.




"cake dragon with drug problem"






requested by feeren. captions also by feeren.





"naco the cheese donkey" requested by my friend nat.


"english gentlemen and mad dog go dancing in the midnight sun" - requested by feeren. he asked me to depict a dog flying over the city with his enormous cock dragging on the ground beneath him.




"WAI SHE KEN AND I KENOT?!?!!?" this is my political masterpiece. upon first submitting it to deviantart, it got many complaints and many demands to delete it. i eventually complied but replaced it with a better image with the penetration blurred for purposes of decorum. it was a rebellious stand against the numerous pornographic images allowed on deviantart, some of which receive daily deviations. just because mine doesn't have tits, doesn't mean it's not good. fuckers.

2 comments:

HO-bo said...

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