Wednesday, January 31, 2007

noob bushman

Sep 24 2006 2:33
sean says:
once when i was small
sean says:
i went to shit behind bush
vikkake says:
olol
sean says:
and like i thought i had my pants down
sean says:
so i shit
sean says:
but it went inside my pants

ROFL MAO

well this may only seems funny..extremely funny to few of us who knows supark, thai druglord.
when in need, the man could come up with a DIY bong for you using anything around the living room in just 10minutes. he's always down with anything from poppin to pissin. when trippin, he's always on a "big quest". holy indeed. yeh right he's quitting. everybody now!! ROFL MAO!!

reminiscence of the good old days. he's on the right of course.



a dog says (9:33 PM):
acid is a cool drug to try at least once
a dog says (9:33 PM):
what did u think of it
Sup says (9:33 PM):
hahaha yep
Sup says (9:33 PM):
was fuckin sweet
a dog says (9:33 PM):
what shit did u see
Sup says (9:34 PM):
laugh my balls off
a dog says (9:34 PM):
hahaha



Sup says (9:34 PM):
ride the elevator up and down like 10 times ..
Sup says (9:34 PM):
was so fun just goin up and down the elevator


a dog says (9:34 PM):
whats your favourite soup, sup
Sup says (9:34 PM):
cream of mushroom
a dog says (9:34 PM):
magic mushrooms?
Sup says (9:34 PM):
nah man am done with the drugs lah
Sup says (9:34 PM):
too much

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

dubstep




from the soulseek dubstep chatroom:

[Smokah] how many ganja i must smoke 2 understand dubstep music?
[All_The_Little_Rabbits] as much as you can find
[Saxenhammer] you have to inject it into your face
[Smokah] heh
[Smokah] thanx)

free gig

Monday, January 29, 2007

AAAAAAAAAA

sean showed this to me today:








aaaaaaaaAAAAAHAAHHAHAHAA HOLY SHIT. please PLEASE watch!!! bollywoodstep!

Sunday, January 28, 2007

ive never felt so sad watching a cartoon ,

well maybe i have , but fucking hell, this takes it man , just watch la ......



and heres a nother cool video from the good old days , i always wondered if they could do this those days why cant they do shit like this now in malaysia, haiyah, sometimes i malas to wonder."also a video i used to watch from my dads collection"

(nice dream)

memento mori says:
wanna know about my dream
a dog says:
ok
memento mori says:
it was terrible
memento mori says:
i went into my old house in america
memento mori says:
no wait
memento mori says:
i was at... dre's cousins' house
a dog says:
wrong
a dog says:
then
memento mori says:
they were having a party
memento mori says:
charlotte and mesh were there too
memento mori says:
and charlotte's friends from manchester
memento mori says:
they were all giggling hiding under blankets in the living room
memento mori says:
anyway, dre's aunt is wearing this slutty costume and asking me what i thin
memento mori says:
then i put my finger on my lip as if i was thinking
memento mori says:
AHAHAHA AND SHE SAID
memento mori says:
"WHAT, U WANT ORGY?"
memento mori says:
and i was like WHAT, NO
memento mori says:
and she said
memento mori says:
"HERE, FINGER ON LIP MEANS YOU WANT ORGY"
memento mori says:
and i was like no thanks
memento mori says:
and she said ok good
memento mori says:
then i got bored
memento mori says:
and went up the hill to my old house in america
memento mori says:
i don't know how the house in america was up the hill from KL
memento mori says:
anyway i went in
memento mori says:
and it was all delapidated
memento mori says:
completely run down
memento mori says:
there were ghosts everywhere
memento mori says:
i also coudlnl't walk properly. i kept floating in the air and the dropping a little. i movedso so slowly it was fucking annoying
memento mori says:
then i went to the cupboard to look for a top that i might've left there
memento mori says:
andn i saw my mum infront of the mirror doing her makeup
memento mori says:
and she was like.. stay with your grandma she'snot feeling so well
memento mori says:
my grandma was in the guest room
memento mori says:
anyway i was there. and like i wasn't really talking to her, i was just keeping her company
memento mori says:
and there was a board game of the sims on the floor that i was plaing with
memento mori says:
and for some reason my cousin was in the game
memento mori says:
anyway my grandma started making scary noises
memento mori says:
like growling
memento mori says:
and the noises just got louder and fiercer
memento mori says:
she looked possessed
memento mori says:
until it shook the whole house
memento mori says:
so i told my mum let's get out of the room
memento mori says:
so my cousins and i and my mum go to the other parts of the house
memento mori says:
hiding in case she came out
memento mori says:
but like.. i was at the top floor with the bed and myother cousins just woudln't SHUT UP
memento mori says:
cos if they didn't my grandma would find them
memento mori says:
and then suddenly
memento mori says:
the whole house burst into water
memento mori says:
the ceilig started raining
memento mori says:
and water started spraying everywhere
memento mori says:
and then i found out it wasn't water, it was piss
memento mori says:
so we were all like, we have to get out of this house
memento mori says:
so we are running down the hallway and this big tidal wave of piss is chasing after us
memento mori says:
and there's a whale inside it
memento mori says:
we manage to get out of the house
a dog says:
gosh
memento mori says:
and run all the way to the airport in manila AHAHAHAH
a dog says:
piss.....
memento mori says:
so my mum tries to get a taxi
a dog says:
hAHA
a dog says:
HAHAAHAHA
memento mori says:
and we get one
memento mori says:
but then for some reason she's forgotten the money to pay the taxi in that house
memento mori says:
so the taxi goes back up to the house
memento mori says:
my mum grabs the money
memento mori says:
but then she gets in a panic
memento mori says:
and starts running down the hill
memento mori says:
and then she trips
memento mori says:
and the hill is fucking steep
memento mori says:
with rocks and shit
memento mori says:
and she just
memento mori says:
falls all over the place
memento mori says:
her body in weird angles
memento mori says:
and she says i can't walk i can't move
memento mori says:
because there is this vein in her arm that's popped out and she's paralysed
memento mori says:
so i try to help her but the cab is way up on top of the hill and can't get down there
memento mori says:
then i forgot the rest
a dog says:
wow
a dog says:
interesting dream

Saturday, January 27, 2007

GENERATION MC (MaCha)

when given a public holiday, all malaysians are invited. for instance, my favourite one is Thaipusam, a public holiday we have closest to a PARTY. Indians are the ones that really know how to have a good time. look at Thaipusam.. i always have a good time.

ITs time we give it a lil more change. includes :-
Domestic Tourism
Getting to know our Machas more
Acknowledging the influx of indian migrants in the UK (DnB)


Imagine everybody in Thaipusam. everybody not there for the gods but for the party. and ofcouse being thankful to the gods for the party. i guess thaipusam could be better appreciated like this.

also this will not only promote domestic tourism but also be part of our malaysian book of records. hur hur. THE BIGGEST RAVE EVER AND EVER AND EVER!



DJ Shiva. lets make it happen!

Friday, January 26, 2007

people from equator art skul



a year has gone by,wats left is this!!
wat laueh
*)

bunga kertas - penang


nenek ku




most of the days, my grandma is sad.
today i finally manage to make her make some faces infront of my camera.
she is now 91years old.
someday she will leave this world.
someday i will be as old as her.
someday
*) for the moment

Thursday, January 25, 2007

the i stands for isolation + other cool stuff to look at

i'm using this idea to support my current art project. stole it from alvin's post on jennifer lopez.
photographer corey arnold knows how to make things look cooler than they actually are:
if you are ever stoned or on acid or ket, have a look at this:
pirates live here:

Monday, January 22, 2007

freaky but beautiful

i was going through ebaums world during my work...... yes, should be working but what the hell , anyway came across this clip of this man who invents stuff , an engineer with a nature in nature. i guess he gets his designs and ideas from nature, anyway he creates things and uses wind to power them, interesting i thought, so check it out if you wish guy : )


http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/12/wind-powered-vehicle.html

Sunday, January 21, 2007

MEtal Yo PENANG>




been getting my dosage of why singapore isnt bad from Leon of Dissectomy. feeren super pro singapore.aTchooo come come lai

oi my young mothers. comon check out this article.
oi oi indian barber. gimme the hair cut like robert anyto
yo yo oyo check it GY

ya,man last bit of the article. penang singapore brings pride yo
Dissectomy in singapore

http://www.audioreload.com/node/5374

Saturday, January 20, 2007

new wave online chat part 2.

well sometimes a little bit of drugs and alcohol could also spice up ur chats. as u know, webmaster from beforehand and introducing sean, male of mixed british and malay parentage. enjoy.

sean says:
seriously just now i went inside the 7-11
sean says:
bought WAN CHILLI CHICKEN COCONUT ROLL
wэbмaѕтэя says:
hahahahaahah
wэbмaѕтэя says:
wtf is chilli chicken coconut roll
sean says:
hahah donno they got all this weird shit in australia 7-11
wэbмaѕтэя says:
HAHAHA
wэbмaѕтэя says:
i love the mash potato in 7-11
wэbмaѕтэя says:
australia got?
sean says:
dog chutney mohito nachos
sean says:
dont have mash potato
wэbмaѕтэя says:
hahahaa
wэbмaѕтэя says:
mash potato best la
wэbмaѕтэя says:
from dispenser wan
sean says:
i fucking mash your bollocks
wэbмaѕтэя says:
shy*
sean says:
the dispenser is actually just linked to the dustbin
sean says:
they just mash the rubbish
sean says:
until come out like potato
sean says:
i saw it
sean says:
believe me
sean says:
i wont lie to u
wэbмaѕтэя says:
hahahaahahah
sean says:
dont fuckin haha
sean says:
because haha is for morons
wэbмaѕтэя says:
why larhhh
sean says:
cool ppl say hehe
sean says:
only cool ppl can say hehe
wэbмaѕтэя says:
HAHAHA THEN BANGLA SAY WHT??
sean says:
bangla must go directly to jail
sean says:
do not pass go.
sean says:
do not collect $200
wэbмaѕтэя says:
OWHH
wэbмaѕтэя says:
if they reach boardwalk and they wana buy how dee?
sean says:
if bangla reach boardwalk
sean says:
must go directly to jail
sean says:
do not pass go.
sean says:
do not collect $200
wэbмaѕтэя says:
LAWLLLLLL
wэbмaѕтэя says:
ENUFF LARH IDIOT CIBS
sean says:
do not collect $200
wэbмaѕтэя says:
land on anything also go to jail
sean says:
AAAAAAAAAHAHAH
wэbмaѕтэя says:
hahahahahaha!
wэbмaѕтэя says:
where got fairr
sean says:
BANGLA PLAY GAME ALREADY MUST GO JAIL
wэbмaѕтэя says:
like that they wont sell monopoly in bangladesh dee
sean says:
EVERYBODY START AT "GO"
sean says:
BANGLA START AT "JAIL"
sean says:
BANGLA START WITH NO MONEY ALSO
wэbмaѕт эя says:
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
sean says:
HE JUST GO AROUND THE BOARD NEE
sean says:
AND GO TO JAIL
sean says:
HAHAHA
wэbмaѕтэя says:
HAHAHAHA IDIOT FUCK DOG NACHO LIBRE CIBS
sean says:
hahaA
sean says:
WTF

Friday, January 19, 2007

art projectttt.. ABIT.

i don't know what to do for this coming project. i have two choices. i don't know which to choose. HELP ABITTT PLS CAMON.

1) portraits of people w/ disparate objects juxtaposed w/ them
for example, man + piece of meat. or woman + amoeba cell.
the figure will not be interacting with the object at all. it will look like they do not even know it is there. facial expressions will look-self absorbed.
the purpose of thisss is to sort of emphasise people's ignorance to detail or mundane things, or just their ignorance in general. SELF-LOVE, blind to the world around you, self absorption and vanity.
i might paint the people w/ masks or blindfolds or headphones and stuff like that. maybe.
background will be very stark or some abstracty patches of colour type thing.

2) fucked up street portraits
you know those people who sit on the streets and charge people to draw them and all they make are these shitty, yet quite accurate, caricatures?
my plann is to do this for FREE. except instead of caricatures, i will draw the person in a fucked up psychotic way that looks nothing like who i'm drawing. i will see if they will accept the drawing or not. i will take photos of the people w/ their drawing whether they approve of the drawing or not. my final piece will be these photos and possibly transcribing one or a few of the photographs onto canvas.

HELP PLS I CONFUSE DEEE.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

SMASHING PUMPKINS : " Billy Sweet Billy"

After being disbanded, playing HAPPY ZWAN MUSIC and solo carriers which may have not taken off so well...... the band LIVES ON !!!! yaaarrrrr smashing pumpkins are now currently recording their next album which im sure will be beautiful as nothing could compare to the awesome power they bring together with billy and jimmy holding each others musical cocks into the future unknown. so yeah enough of rubbish, heres a little something from a man they call Billy (the same guy i named my dog after, later finding out she was female 2 weeks later)

Dear Beautiful Souls,

Happy New Year to you! May 2007 prove to be a blessed year in every respect and every way...I send you every ounce of love I have in my heart...May the grace of Mother be with you...This year for us will see a new album of songs and a world tour of tears, and we truly look forward to playing again for fans young, old, and missed...So yes, tunes are being dusted off, while others are being asked to kindly submit to an upstart millennia and all it's asking...In our daily prayers, we send out the signal that all who should hear us come forward and be seen, and by extension, heard...when we opened the lid on this music box, we were pleasantly suprised at the music that played: familiar yet unknown, welcoming but not sentimental...and that is all we can ask...God has absolutely blessed us in every respect...for many years there were private laments about opportunities missed and hearts so broken, but no more...we have turned the page and moved on, from places and faces, names and games...this age calls for resolve and certitude, and the fire within to burn ever bright...if that fire should be connected to absolutely deafening guitars, thundering drums, and the melodies of snakes, then so be it! We love you! If you are meant to be with us, find us!! We have need, and our arms are ever-open...although I can say definitively we don't need jugglers...but we do need ???? (what?) what do we need!
With a smile and a wink,

billy corgan



the man himself billy corgan. CANT WAIT FOR NEW ALBUM..

DEFTONES BAYBEH!!!!


YES!!! yarrrrr deftones kembali lagi adik adik semua dengan album baru bernama "saturday night wrist" kalau say tidak salah . so yeah new album i just checked out some songs of them on my space, and i love the new stuff , damn POWERRRRR very heart strings pulling , arms spread out singing eyes closed to a stadium of people kind of thing i feel. but yeah , its excellent and you guys should check it out, my favourite songs on this site would be track 1 and 3
www.myspace.com/deftones

Music and Entertainment

ideal music for Penang nocturnal entertainment.

where is the closest feng thau club in penang? seberang perai even. i wanna dish out some hard bass stomping techno with spacey emo and hokkean MC. or cantonese depends on the crowd.

MC: OK LEMMA! B4 WA LANG START KHI SIAO! POP PIU! NOW! MANY MANY THANK YOU

MC: LEMMA! STOP SHAKING YOUR HEAD LOOK LIKE CIBAI

MC: WANT FIGHT? COME LAH!

feng thau pumpkin pie comes on

*thump thump thump thump*

MC: LAI LAI EMO DEE! GROUP HUG! COMON SPORTING DONT SHY shy one-

MC: IDIOT STOP SHAKIN YOUR HEAD lah CIBai

MC: LAI LAI CHORUS! everybody hum along to tune!

MC: HAHAHAHA LANCIAO!
hello fuckers!!!!! if u guys are wondering who the hell i am, ask alvin neoh...

Malay artist cant sing in english, but english can sure as hell sing good malay songs

to all of you local scene music lovers , heres a band that has recently been popping out everywhere, estranged... i was fortunate enough to know a few ppl who know a few ppl who know them, and yeah , my gf just assisted in the shooting of one of their latest videos, "itu kamu" weird la to hear english hard thrashing rockers go soft and sing in malay , but dispite the negativity the video and song was a success. this is the link or ofcourse u can catch it on tv la, but still .... watch it la
http://www.mettafilmworks.com/video/itukamu/ ....

byt the way this was just completed like 2 weeks ago, and now they are already preparing to shoot the next video, from what i heard the itu kamu video was out to please others more than i think to please themselves, but yeah they need to local malay help, so this malay song la, any way enjoy.

philosophical debate on what comprises art.

AH SO. U WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS ART ISSIT. I TELL U, U THINK, SIT DOWN, MINDMAP ABIT, RELAKS DEE BOSS.

THERE IS THIS WAN GUY IN NEWSPAPER YESTERDAY. DAMN COCK GUY. HE DONE PERFORMANCE ART OF COOKING 1 SWAN AND THEN EAT IT EVEN IF HE IS VEGETARIAN. DAMN NONSENSE BUT IT IS STILL ART.

HOW COME IT IS STILL ART? THE ANSWER WILL COME TO U SOON BECAUSE I WILL TELL IT TO U.

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IS BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS ART. YOUR GRANDMA SLIP AND FALL WHILE TAKING A SHIT: DAMN NICE ART. U COLLECT OLD SOCKS AND TURN THEM INTO PIRATE SHIP, EVEN NICER ART. BRITNEY SPEAR MAKE NEW ALBUM: DAMN COCK ART BUT IT IS STILL ART. U CUT YOURSELF A BIT WHILE CHOPPING VEGETABLES: BEST ART. WHY IS EVERYTHING ART? COSSSS LARHHHH ANYTHING CAN BE AS BEAUTIFUL OR AS UGLY AS U WANT IT TO BE. EVERYTHING WAS CREATED FOR REASON AND ART IS ALL ABOUT CREATION. ART ALSO ENCOURAGES INTERACTION W/ VIEWER AND DENNN CAN SAY EVERYTHING ON THE WHOLE PLANET ENCOURAGE INTERACTION W/ VIEWER. EVEN IF U IGNORE AND SAY IT IS DAMN COCK, SOMEONE ELSE WILL LOOK AT IT AND DO INTERACTION BECAUSE IT NAIS. THE POINT IS EVERY COCK IS ART AND ART IS COCK.

JENG!

new wave online chat.

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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

AMBIENT ADDITION (cool music gadget)

sumthing from City of Sound blog

Spaces speak, as do cities, Buddha Machines, films
A quick portmanteau post which certainly approaches the title of this site. First up, via
Russell and others, Ambient Addition:

"Ambient Addition is a Walkman with binaural microphones. A tiny Digital Signal Processing (DSP) chip analyzes the microphone's sound and superimposes a layer of harmony and rhythm on top of the listener's world. In the new context, some surprising behaviors take place. Listeners tend to play with objects around them, sing to themselves, and wander toward tempting sound sources. With Ambient Addition, I'm hoping to make people think twice about the sounds they initiate as well as loosen up some inhibitions."
Watch the video and you'll get the picture, as it were. It's a quite lovely effect, taking as input the ambient sound surrounding you and then processing that into something more 'musical'. I'm not sure about this aural enhancing of the city's noise; any more than a visual enhancing. Yet it's probably better than isolating oneself with an iPod.




this is a gadget can look up the vid in http://web.media.mit.edu/~nvawter/thesis/index.html

this is fucking cool.

Kekenyalan

revolution in the culture and entertainment scene for penang. sumone's gonna turn fengthau bengs of former amazon into asian DnB heads. the only people in the party scene that loves their music are my dudes at amazon. if only they had DnB or other kinda shit you think they would love. i wanna make feng tunes. do survey ask the tukaos what they love about the music. kinda like architecture, understanding wot a dude needs and give it to them in a really cool way. i mean like you design a house for yourself.. but you try to think that youre the dude.. or dudette.

if they love it, you are it. the fengthau superstar. you can party at conway and hangout with manet, no problem. you'll even get to play pool for free. i talked to fee bout whitelight making songs into techno. White Tech. fucker man. pirates will sell your pirated cd in Batu F. you get to party with the biggest hotshots asking you to play the CD at their party.

ciao mother

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